but i don’t want that.
August 2, 2009 § Leave a comment
White Bread Demon
“Bread is swell, but what I’m really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!”
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.
Fry’s Chocolate Nightmare
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.
Root Beer Baby!
Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.
Pears Soap Disaster
“Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won’t notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!”
The old man baby’s gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.